Help yourself



I’ve decided to write my own self help book. People make tons of money telling other people how to live their life so, why shouldn’t I jump on that band wagon? Seriously, every minute I wait is cash not in my pocket!


It won’t be a long book, I don’t have much to say.

I won’t charge much, I don’t need much.

I won’t tell you what to do, cuz I don’t have a clue.

I won’t give you any examples of success, cuz I don’t have any.

I won’t have pretty pictures or drawings, cuz I’m too lazy.

I won’t promise you success, cuz you will probably fail.


I will tell you to suck it up.

I will tell you to stop looking at your neighbor and wishing you were them.

I will tell you that like it or not, you are happier when you work out.

I will tell you the ugly truth that soda is killing your brain and body.

I will tell you that no matter what you do with your life, you can’t control any one else’s.

I will tell you that unless you are dead, you have to keep dealing with life and all it’s glory.

I will tell you that spending a lot of money on self-help books is really a waste of time.


If you really want to make your life better, you will.

If you really want to blame others or your ‘situation’ for your lack of happiness, fitness, friends, money, or success in some way, you will never succeed.


I’m pretty sure I can guarantee this self help book will be a best seller. I plan to put a picture of Hugh Jackman on the front. What else do I really need? Cause I said so.


Photo credit:  Even though I didn’t DIRECTLY speak to Hugh, I’m pretty sure he would agree with everything I said here. Just saying…..

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